Free shtümpa Stickers!?

Just select which of the stickers below you want, and we'll send them to you; It's that good!

Your Name:


Email Address:  We will respond when stickers are in the mail.


Physical Address:  We need this in order to mail your stickers.

Take photos of your shtümpa stuff and get more SWAG!

    Take some killer shots of getting shtümpa'd in your shtümpa gear, email them to us, and if we like one we'll send you more shtümpa goodies. Good living!

Take photos of your stickers and get free shirts!

    Take some killer shots of your shtümpa stickers, email them to us, and if we like one we'll send you some shtümpa SWAG. Good living!


Please do not vandalize property, shtümpa stickers look way cooler on your bottle, your car, or your face than they do on the window at the grocery store. Unless of course they want it on the window, in which case... put up two.